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Drop the resume
PDF, DOCX, or pasted text. Your source stays yours.
Resume Roast / 01
The roast you didn't ask for. The truth you need.
Upload your resume. Roastly finds the fluff, the missing proof, and the reasons a recruiter keeps scrolling. Then it gives you the fixes.
Free first roast Private by default No card required
Roastly / ReportResults ready
Resume score
62
Potential: criminally underused
Impact48%
Clarity71%
Proof39%
Top roast
“Results-driven” is not a result. It's a cry for help.
You led a cross-functional launch. Great. What changed because you were there? Put the number in the sentence.
Fix it like this
Launched X, increasing Y by 34% in six weeks.
24 fixes · 1 action plan Share card ready
AI reports. Printed. Shared.
The diagnosis
Recruiters scan. Your resume needs to hit harder.
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The average seconds you have to make a case.
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Clear story your resume needs to tell.
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Better ways to say “responsible for.”
How it works
Three steps. Zero sugarcoating.
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Get the receipts
Every vague claim, weak opener, and missing proof gets called out.
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Leave sharper
Use the fixes, download the report, or share the scorecard.
Shareable by design
“Turns out I had 14 bullets that said nothing. Brutal. Fair. Fixed.”
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Your report, your callout
Built for the group chat and the job search.
A report worth sharing
Get the roast. Keep the receipts.
Your Roastly report packages the score, standout burns, and fixes into a clean card made to send—without sharing your actual resume.
- A no-fluff scorecard across impact, clarity, and proof.
- Specific rewrites that make your experience sound like experience.
- A polished share card with your source document kept private.
Start now
Your resume has had enough polite feedback.
Resume Roast
Put it in the hot seat.
Start free. Get a clear answer. Make the next application count.
Questions, answered
Is Resume Roast really free?
Yes. Start with a free roast and see exactly where your resume loses people. No card required.
Will my resume be public?
No. Your upload is private by default. You choose if and what you share after your report is ready.
Is it only jokes?
The punchlines are optional. The critique is not. Every roast comes with clear fixes you can actually apply.